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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dragonfan1 (-5000 points). Last Monday jesidres and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for betgirl (10 points). Last Sunday I stole niamhaugurey's purse (-30 points). In October I punched jenni_fromtexas in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5019 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
bodgei

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jenni_fromtexas
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)
Ouchie! :)
bodgei
Nov. 24th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
yeah - I haven't been that bad... really
jenni_fromtexas
Nov. 24th, 2007 03:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, I'm sure Santa has seen much worse! LOL!
bodgei
Nov. 24th, 2007 05:07 pm (UTC)
oh definitly - mind you most of the worse ones I know get more presents then I do...LOL
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